Misadventures of Miss Tyler

New life goal

Visit 80 countries by age 40.

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Must be nice to walk away when the guy is in a wheelchair.

Laurent, my husband, when Brit walks away from Artie on Glee after he calls her “stupid”

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Drinking Holidays

New year’s eve
St. Patrick’s day
Cinco de mayo
Memorial day
4th of July
Halloween
Thanksgiving
Xmas eve

February, April, June, August, September are sad months

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Why it’s so easy to part with $10

Catastrophic events will simply increase exponentially in the years to come or at least it will feel that way as the images just bombard us on our TVs, laptops, iPads, and phones. The quake in Haiti, Chile, Argentina, Pakistan, New Zealand, Japan, and it goes on.

Well, you can buy a bagel and a huge coffee and drop $10, but why? It’s even easier to donate $10 to help your fellow neighbors across the pond. Type “JAPAN” and send to 80888. The Salvation Army is standing by in support of the evacuees.

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Life Goal: Hug a baby panda

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Deep thoughts… By not so Jack Handy

I turned 31 just now. I decided I should stop acting like a 12 year old boy, mellow out and learn some manners. I hope it’s not too late.

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True love is… waiting at the Apple store at 5am for your wife’s new iPhone 4

Tyler E. Ahn

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Mid 2010 Assessment & Resolution

This year could get better
I should blog about something in particular - potentially something interesting to other people other than self
Spend more time on Lolcats, it makes me a better person
Become more focused
Be less generalist
Watch less TV
Rollerskate & Bike more

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my sentiments exactly :)

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Dysfunction

Read the first line of Anna karenina. You’ll know what I’m talking about.

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This is a big fucking deal.

Our Veep, Mr. Joe Biden to POTUS congratulating him at the signing of health care reform bill.

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Crack that Smoke

Self. So tired from SXSW. In the car with my colleagues. While trying to talk about someone smoking crack. I am going to turn it into my first rap song.

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